“Once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood.”— Nikos Kazantzakis, Report to Greco
we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek
Wouldn’t it be ironic if you died in a living room
Big shoes = big dick, big car = small dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.
You can’t use your life traumas to justify being a shitty person it doesn’t work like that.
Sleeping is just time-traveling to breakfast.
when you run out of drama to make in your life you gotta start ant drama
A red headed guy working at a bakery is essentially a ginger bread man
